my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
hot things to say during sex:
- have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
- fiR E I N THE H O LE
- gotta g o fa s t
- u put the edible in incredible
- o l é
- u get a little angry when ur hungry
- PON PON WEI WEI WEI
- inserting tab A into slot B
- peekaboo let’s peek at u
- wow that s kind of
- yiPPE KE YAY
- cha cha real smooth
I lost it at the last one
have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior
This is my classical animation film. It’s about a guy who has to get out of the shower multiple times to answer the phone. Basically, I said “if I’m going to have to draw the same thing every day for the next 4 months, I might as well make it something I want to draw.” Hence all the muscles and stuff. Hope you like it (please share it if you do).
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black