"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me
“jinkies i lost my glasses!”
—velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid
The media only tells you what it wants you to believe
literally been waiting for this gifset since ‘99
Artist: Tori Kelly
"…hoping that you won’t forget about it."